The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote (After being drugged) All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

View Quote The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

View Quote Fair?? Who's the ****ing nihilists around here, you bunch of crybabies?

View Quote Walter Sobchak: He's cracking.

View Quote Everything's a ****ing travesty with you, man!

View Quote Yeah... I got a rash, man...

View Quote I'm as Jewish as ****in' Tevya!

View Quote The Dude: Oh, so you know they were trying to piss on your rug.

View Quote (After he finds the Nihilists have set his car on fire) Well they finally did it, man...They killed my ****ing car.

View Quote **** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

View Quote The Dude: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug?

View Quote The Dude: Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together.

View Quote **** sympathy. I don't need your ****in sympathy. I need my ****ing johnson!

View Quote You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.

View Quote The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose