The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Eight year olds, Dude.

View Quote Walter Sobchak: He's cracking.

View Quote The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

View Quote I'm as Jewish as ****in' Tevya!

View Quote Fair?? Who's the ****ing nihilists around here, you bunch of crybabies?

View Quote Yeah... I got a rash, man...

View Quote Everything's a ****ing travesty with you, man!

View Quote (After he finds the Nihilists have set his car on fire) Well they finally did it, man...They killed my ****ing car.

View Quote **** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

View Quote The Dude: Oh, so you know they were trying to piss on your rug.

View Quote The Dude: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug?

View Quote **** sympathy. I don't need your ****in sympathy. I need my ****ing johnson!

View Quote The Dude: Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together.

View Quote You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.

View Quote The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose