The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Jesus Quintana: [Talking to the Dude] Are you ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.

View Quote [While being shoved into a limo] Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here!

View Quote (shouting, holding his Colt .45 pistol in the air) Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!? Mark it zero! You think I'm ****ing around? (****s the hammer of his gun, "click", and says with a fierce, intolerant warrior expression) Mark . . it . . ZERO!

View Quote Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

View Quote Goodnight, sweet prince

View Quote I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.

View Quote If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (pulls out a Colt .45 pistol from his gear bag) A world... of pain.

View Quote Calmer than you are....

View Quote Pilar: [In response to Walter's query whether her husband in an iron lung still writes TV shows] Oh, no. He has health problems.

View Quote And, I would like my undies back

View Quote The elder Lebowski: Nothing is ****ED?! The god-damn plane has crashed INTO THE MOUNTAIN!

View Quote Donny, you're out of your element!

View Quote Eight year olds, Dude.

View Quote The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

View Quote I think it's Pomeranian. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.