The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote That rug really tied the room together, did it not? (The Dude laments his peed-on rug.) That's right, Dude, they peed on your ****ing rug.

View Quote (shouting, holding his Colt .45 pistol in the air) Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!? Mark it zero! You think I'm ****ing around? (****s the hammer of his gun, "click", and says with a fierce, intolerant warrior expression) Mark . . it . . ZERO!

View Quote Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

View Quote [While being shoved into a limo] Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here!

View Quote If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (pulls out a Colt .45 pistol from his gear bag) A world... of pain.

View Quote Calmer than you are....

View Quote Goodnight, sweet prince

View Quote I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.

View Quote Pilar: [In response to Walter's query whether her husband in an iron lung still writes TV shows] Oh, no. He has health problems.

View Quote And, I would like my undies back

View Quote I think it's Pomeranian. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

View Quote The elder Lebowski: Nothing is ****ED?! The god-damn plane has crashed INTO THE MOUNTAIN!

View Quote Donny, you're out of your element!

View Quote Eight year olds, Dude.

View Quote The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.