The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...

View Quote Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

View Quote [While being shoved into a limo] Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here!

View Quote (shouting, holding his Colt .45 pistol in the air) Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!? Mark it zero! You think I'm ****ing around? (****s the hammer of his gun, "click", and says with a fierce, intolerant warrior expression) Mark . . it . . ZERO!

View Quote Goodnight, sweet prince

View Quote If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (pulls out a Colt .45 pistol from his gear bag) A world... of pain.

View Quote Calmer than you are....

View Quote I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.

View Quote Pilar: [In response to Walter's query whether her husband in an iron lung still writes TV shows] Oh, no. He has health problems.

View Quote The elder Lebowski: Nothing is ****ED?! The god-damn plane has crashed INTO THE MOUNTAIN!

View Quote And, I would like my undies back

View Quote Donny, you're out of your element!

View Quote I think it's Pomeranian. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

View Quote Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...

View Quote Eight year olds, Dude.