The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though. Or he has to pay a hundred.

View Quote (After he defeats the Nihilists and Donny has a heart attack) We've got a man down!

View Quote The Dude: No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.

View Quote Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.

View Quote Bunny: (To The Dude) I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars

View Quote Donny: Phone's ringing Dude.

View Quote Does the Pope shit in the woods?

View Quote Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

View Quote Donny: I am the Walrus.

View Quote Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber...

View Quote Brandt: Aha-ha-ha-ha! That's marvelous.

View Quote Donny: I'm throwin' rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.

View Quote Brandt: This is our concern, Dude.

View Quote Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...

View Quote That rug really tied the room together, did it not? (The Dude laments his peed-on rug.) That's right, Dude, they peed on your ****ing rug.