The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose

View Quote [Responding to a rhetorical statement by Maude Lebowski about where the plot of the porno was going to lead] He fixes the cable?

View Quote The **** is not the issue.

View Quote [in response to a thug holding a bowling ball and asking what it is] Obviously you're not a golfer

View Quote The Dude: (With Brandt, encountering the young Mrs. Lebowski in a minimal bikini in a chaise overlooking the estate swimming pool) Ahhh, You're Bunny.

View Quote The Dude: Uhhhh...I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

View Quote You brought the ****ing Pomeranian bowling?

View Quote [admiring a picture of Jeffrey Lebowski] This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?

View Quote Nihilist #3: [Whilst making threatening moves toward the Dude] I **** you in the ass, I **** you in the ass, I **** you, I **** you, I **** you, I ****... [Is smacked in the back of the head and lower back with a boom box before he can do anything]

View Quote The Dude: [ignoring the phone] Thank you, Donny.

View Quote (Trying to find a comeback) Yeah, well, you know that's just, like uh ...your opinion, man.

View Quote No, you're not wrong, Walter, you're just an ASSHOLE!

View Quote My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

View Quote And what the **** was all that about Vietnam, man!? What the **** does anything have to do with Vietnam!? What the **** are you talking about!?

View Quote Mind if I do a J?