[Julian and Sonny are walking down the canned foods aisle at the grocery store. Julian is scratching his arm]
What are you doing scratching so much?
I have ecza, ecza..
Eczema? Gross!
How do I make it stop itching?
I don't know. You...scratch it. Hey, SpaghettiOs! You like SpaghettiOs? [Julian smiles and nods] Yeah? [takes a can off the shelf and throws it on the floor] Dented cans are half price, Microsoft went down three points We gotta save some money. [takes another can off the shelf and throws it on the floor] Here, give it a shot. [gives a can to Julian who throws it on the floor] That's it, boy! Put it in there. Feels good, huh?
[walks down the same aisle as Sonny and Julian; to Sonny, flatly]
Hi, Sonny. [to Julian, more happy] Hi, Sonny's friend!
His name's Frankenstein.
Hi, Frankenstein! Remember me?
[pretending to be in trouble like Sonny taught him to use as a pick-up line]
Help me, I'm lost. I don't know where I am.
[laughs]
You don't gotta do that anymore. [notices Corrine's crop-top] Look at that! You guys wear the same size t-shirt! That's cool.
Mmm-hmm. So what's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister?
Did she say I was doing laundry with her? Because where I come from it's called doing the "hibbidy, dibbidy" [Corrine smacks him] Ow!
I got eczema. [showing her his rash on his arm]
Oh. well then you shouldn't scratch it.
Don't tell him what to do. He can scratch if he wants to scratch. Scratch!
Thank you. [smiles and walks away]
You're welcome.
I didn't know you knew anything about kids. I thought you were a foot doctor.
It's not doctor stuff, stupid, it's common sense; scratching spreads rashes.
Oh so this is something you learned at Hooters.
[Corrine gives Sonny an unimpressed look. Julian takes a can off the shelf and throws it on the floor]
What the hell is he doing?
He's shopping.
Microsoft went down three points.
Stay away from the frozen food section! Your boobs'll harden!
[Corrine flips Sonny off as she walks away]
