The Joker : You know, Bats, we've been doing this little runaround of ours for years. It's been loads of laughs, but sad fact is, none of us are getting any younger. Harley Quinn : That old clock's a'tickin'! The Joker : Quite right, poo. And Harley and I thought it was time to start a family. Add a "Joker Junior" to our merry brood. Harley Quinn : But rather than go through all the joys of childbirth, [makes disgusted face] we decided to adopt. The Joker : We couldn't do it legally, but then we remembered that you always have a few spare kids lying around — so we borrowed one. [Joker and Harley open the curtain, revealing a shadowed figure strapped to a table.] Batman : No... Batgirl : My God! The Joker : He needed a little molding, of course; what kid doesn't? But, in time, we came to love him as our own. Say hello, J.J.! [Robin appears from the shadows, mutilated to look like the Joker and laughing mindlessly]

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