Terry McGinnis/Batman: Where's the Joker?
Timothy Drake: Joker?
Terry McGinnis/Batman: Drop the act, I know you are working for him.
Timothy Drake: No, Joker's gone. I don't know where he is, really.
Bruce Wayne: The suit's sensors aren't picking up any pulse fluctuations. He's telling the truth.
Timothy Drake: I don't do this anymore. I have a home and family. I gave this up years ago. Kids' stuff, that's all it was.
Terry McGinnis/Batman: He may be telling the truth, but he's still wacked.
Timothy Drake: Fun and games. Boy wonder playing the hero. Fighting the bad guys and no one ever gets...(then suddenly realizes) Oh God, (puts his hands on his head) I killed him. I didn't mean to. I tried so hard to forget, but I still hear the shot, still see his dead smile. Every night, the dreams get stronger. He's there when I sleep, whispering, laughing, telling me that I'm as bad as he is! We're both the same!
Terry McGinnis/Batman: I'm calling an ambulance.
Timothy Drake: No, I'm alright. Forgive me, Terry. Old nasty memories twisting inside me like bad oysters. Nothing really. I'm perfectly fine now.
Terry McGinnis/Batman: How do you know my name?
Timothy Drake: There's nothing about you I don't know, Batfake.
[Timothy throws the steel ball he's holding, which turns into an electric claw and grabs Terry by the arm, Terry collapses to the ground, immobilized.]
Bruce Wayne: Terry!
Timothy Drake: Have a timeout, kid, can't let you spoil the party too soon. And Bruce, I'm sure you've got your monkey-boy wired somehow. That's just peachy, cause I want you to see every minute of this; it's a killer.
[Laughs, holding his head, and after a while, transforms into the Joker, and when he does so, he laughs as himself]
Bruce Wayne: My God!
The Joker: [Takes off the lab coat, showing the purple tights underneath] Ooh, I never get tired of that.
Terry McGinnis/Batman: Drake, you're the Joker?
The Joker: [does a slight chuckle] That flabby oaf doesn't realize I'm using him as a timeshare. Beneath this puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius years ahead of my time. In the weeks young Robin was under my tutelage, I used him as the subject of my greatest experiment: utilizing cutting-edge genetics technology, which I had pinched here and there, I encoded my DNA on a microchip and set it into BirdBoy's BirdBrain, [points to a dot on the back of his neck] here. Everything that was me has been'a sleeping all comfy and cozy inside Tim Drake's subconscious. At first I had to limit the time I spent in Drake's body. He's not aware of what I do, chalking up lingering memories to bad dreams. If his family misses him, I simply call wifey and tell her, [Imitating Drake's voice] "I'm working late, honey." [Goes back to his own voice] The changes come at will now, and soon I'll be strong enough to live in this body permanently. Mr. J's on the rebound, baby! My comeback party's gonna set the whole town on fire!
Timothy Drake: Joker?
Terry McGinnis/Batman: Drop the act, I know you are working for him.
Timothy Drake: No, Joker's gone. I don't know where he is, really.
Bruce Wayne: The suit's sensors aren't picking up any pulse fluctuations. He's telling the truth.
Timothy Drake: I don't do this anymore. I have a home and family. I gave this up years ago. Kids' stuff, that's all it was.
Terry McGinnis/Batman: He may be telling the truth, but he's still wacked.
Timothy Drake: Fun and games. Boy wonder playing the hero. Fighting the bad guys and no one ever gets...(then suddenly realizes) Oh God, (puts his hands on his head) I killed him. I didn't mean to. I tried so hard to forget, but I still hear the shot, still see his dead smile. Every night, the dreams get stronger. He's there when I sleep, whispering, laughing, telling me that I'm as bad as he is! We're both the same!
Terry McGinnis/Batman: I'm calling an ambulance.
Timothy Drake: No, I'm alright. Forgive me, Terry. Old nasty memories twisting inside me like bad oysters. Nothing really. I'm perfectly fine now.
Terry McGinnis/Batman: How do you know my name?
Timothy Drake: There's nothing about you I don't know, Batfake.
[Timothy throws the steel ball he's holding, which turns into an electric claw and grabs Terry by the arm, Terry collapses to the ground, immobilized.]
Bruce Wayne: Terry!
Timothy Drake: Have a timeout, kid, can't let you spoil the party too soon. And Bruce, I'm sure you've got your monkey-boy wired somehow. That's just peachy, cause I want you to see every minute of this; it's a killer.
[Laughs, holding his head, and after a while, transforms into the Joker, and when he does so, he laughs as himself]
Bruce Wayne: My God!
The Joker: [Takes off the lab coat, showing the purple tights underneath] Ooh, I never get tired of that.
Terry McGinnis/Batman: Drake, you're the Joker?
The Joker: [does a slight chuckle] That flabby oaf doesn't realize I'm using him as a timeshare. Beneath this puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius years ahead of my time. In the weeks young Robin was under my tutelage, I used him as the subject of my greatest experiment: utilizing cutting-edge genetics technology, which I had pinched here and there, I encoded my DNA on a microchip and set it into BirdBoy's BirdBrain, [points to a dot on the back of his neck] here. Everything that was me has been'a sleeping all comfy and cozy inside Tim Drake's subconscious. At first I had to limit the time I spent in Drake's body. He's not aware of what I do, chalking up lingering memories to bad dreams. If his family misses him, I simply call wifey and tell her, [Imitating Drake's voice] "I'm working late, honey." [Goes back to his own voice] The changes come at will now, and soon I'll be strong enough to live in this body permanently. Mr. J's on the rebound, baby! My comeback party's gonna set the whole town on fire!
Terry McGinnis/Batman : Where's the Joker?
Timothy Drake : Joker?
Terry McGinnis/Batman : Drop the act, I know you are working for him.
Timothy Drake : No, Joker's gone. I don't know where he is, really.
Bruce Wayne : The suit's sensors aren't picking up any pulse fluctuations. He's telling the truth.
Timothy Drake : I don't do this anymore. I have a home and family. I gave this up years ago. Kids' stuff, that's all it was.
Terry McGinnis/Batman : He may be telling the truth, but he's still wacked.
Timothy Drake : Fun and games. Boy wonder playing the hero. Fighting the bad guys and no one ever gets... (then suddenly realizes) Oh God, (puts his hands on his head) I killed him. I didn't mean to. I tried so hard to forget, but I still hear the shot, still see his dead smile. Every night, the dreams get stronger. He's there when I sleep, whispering, laughing, telling me that I'm as bad as he is! We're both the same!
Terry McGinnis/Batman : I'm calling an ambulance.
Timothy Drake : No, I'm alright. Forgive me, Terry. Old nasty memories twisting inside me like bad oysters. Nothing really. I'm perfectly fine now.
Terry McGinnis/Batman : How do you know my name?
Timothy Drake : There's nothing about you I don't know, Batfake.
[Timothy throws the steel ball he's holding, which turns into an electric claw and grabs Terry by the arm, Terry collapses to the ground, immobilized.]
Bruce Wayne : Terry!
Timothy Drake : Have a timeout, kid, can't let you spoil the party too soon. And Bruce, I'm sure you've got your monkey-boy wired somehow. That's just peachy, cause I want you to see every minute of this; it's a killer.
[Laughs, holding his head, and after a while, transforms into the Joker, and when he does so, he laughs as himself]
Bruce Wayne : My God!
The Joker : [Takes off the lab coat, showing the purple tights underneath] Ooh, I never get tired of that.
Terry McGinnis/Batman : Drake, you're the Joker?
The Joker : [does a slight chuckle] That flabby oaf doesn't realize I'm using him as a timeshare. Beneath this puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius years ahead of my time. In the weeks young Robin was under my tutelage, I used him as the subject of my greatest experiment: utilizing cutting-edge genetics technology, which I had pinched here and there, I encoded my DNA on a microchip and set it into BirdBoy's BirdBrain, [points to a dot on the back of his neck] here. Everything that was me has been'a sleeping all comfy and cozy inside Tim Drake's subconscious. At first I had to limit the time I spent in Drake's body. He's not aware of what I do, chalking up lingering memories to bad dreams. If his family misses him, I simply call wifey and tell her, [Imitating Drake's voice] "I'm working late, honey." [Goes back to his own voice] The changes come at will now, and soon I'll be strong enough to live in this body permanently. Mr. J's on the rebound, baby! My comeback party's gonna set the whole town on fire!
http://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/batman-beyond-return-of-the-joker/quote_138791.html