A scene from BASEketball 1998
Joe Cooper

Thanks a lot, Doctor Dickhead! You totally **** me there!

Doug Remer

Dude, relax. It was a joke.

Joe Cooper

Why don't you give it up! She doesn't even like you!

Doug Remer

You think she got the hots for you? Shit. Squeak has a better chance that you do.

Kenny Scolari

Hey, you think?

Joe Cooper

That is low. You son of a bitch.

Kenny Scolari

Why is that low?

Doug Remer

Dude, I know you're feeling jealous right now. Don't blame me because I have a sweet ass! I can't help it!

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