Doug Remer
Your bed is over here.
Kenny Scolari
[indicates a dog bed]
Dude, that is so ****in' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
Joe Cooper
Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Kenny Scolari
Yeah I could.
Doug Remer
No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
Kenny Scolari
I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
Joe Cooper
'Cause you're a piece of shit.
Kenny Scolari
I am not a piece of shit!
Doug Remer
Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
Kenny Scolari
Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!
