A scene from BASEketball 1998
Joe Cooper

Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out your zipper

Kenny Scolari

Yeah, I could

Doug Remer

No, dude, you're a little bitch

Kenny Scolari

I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys!

Joe Cooper

...cause you're a piece of shit

Kenny Scolari

I am not a piece of shit!

Doug Remer

Well, yeah, but you're a little bitch

Joe Cooper

Sure are!

Kenny Scolari

God-damnit man! I swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here!

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