Joe Cooper : Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out your zipper Kenny Scolari : Yeah, I could Doug Remer : No, dude, you're a little bitch Kenny Scolari : I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys! Joe Cooper : ...cause you're a piece of shit Kenny Scolari : I am not a piece of shit! Doug Remer : Well, yeah, but you're a little bitch Joe Cooper : Sure are! Kenny Scolari : Kenny Scolari : God-damnit man! I swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here!

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