Barney's Great Adventure 1998 quotes, page 2

44 quotes · 8 characters
Barney's Great Adventure (1998) poster
Characters
Cody Trevor Morgan · 18 quotes
Marcella Kyla Pratt · 16 quotes
Abby 14 quotes
Baby Bop 10 quotes
Grandma Greenfield Shirley Douglas · 9 quotes
Grandpa Greenfield George Hearn · 8 quotes
B.J. Patty Wirtz · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Cody & Barney the Dinosaur (14), Barney the Dinosaur & Marcella (14), Barney the Dinosaur & Abby (14)

Barney's Great Adventure quotes

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It's got to be in one of those bags.

Abby

Let's split up. I'll go with Marcella.

And you two go together.

Barney

Okay! Wait, this way.

Abby

Did you see an egg about this big it has stripes on it?

Man

No, no, no.

Look, look in the bag. Turn it, turn it... [sighs]

Very colorful stripes around it!

Barney

Sure, have you seen that?

Yeah!

Um, have you seen our egg it's about this big?

Contortionist

No!

Abby

Mister, have you seen our egg has colorful rings on it?

Barney

Excuse me, could you help me out? I'm looking for an egg. I really need to find it.

BOTH
[squeaks]

No!

Unicycle holding a sandwich

No!

Trampolinist

No!

BOTH

Did you find it? Did you guys find it? I didn't see it anywhere.

There it is! There it is!

Barney

Oh, quick, get it! Get it!

Hurry! Get it! Hurry!

Barney

Oh, no! There it goes.

Come on, get it! Hurry!

Abby

Somebody catch it.

Barney
[bounce]

Nice bounce! Whoa! Oh! Oh, stop it, no! Go after it. Excuse me.

Juggler

Wow! You caught me by surprise, my large purple friend. I like surprises. Surprises are for birthdays and birthdays go with cakes.

Abby

But, mister--

Juggler

Whoa! [birthday cake drops] What is it, young lady?

Abby

That's our egg you're juggling.

Juggler

That's good, I like eggs. Eggs are for breakfast and that means frying pans.

It's a dream maker!

Abby

Please, I'm worried about it.

Juggler

Well, young lady, if there's a sudden gust of gravity, will the dream maker bounce?

Abby

No!

Juggler

Then we're both worried about it. There is a way to stop... called the Peking Duck trick.

Barney

How does that go?

Juggler

The Peking Duck trick goes like this. First you all close your eyes. Are you peeking?

BOTH

No!

Juggler

Than duck...

BOTH

Oh!

Barney

Oh! Hmm, oh! [thunderclaps] Where'd it go? Where's the egg?

Where's the egg?

Barney

I don't--

BOTH

Where's the juggler?

Abby

Uh, please?

Barney

Well, oh, no.

Oh, great! Oh, no!

Barney

Come on, everybody, let's go!

Come on! Let's go under the tent! Let's go in here for a while.

Barney

Oh, sorry! Oh, hurry! Oh, whew!

This is not good.

It's just... gone.

Abby

We've lost the egg and this time we're never going to find it.

Barney

Well, don't give up. [light snaps] When the rain stops, we can look around some more and then maybe we can find it.

[enraged]

We already looked around! We're not gonna find it, we've lost it!!

Abby
[mad]

You don't even wanna find it, you never did!! It was crazy kid stuff!!

[changes his anger into shock]

Wait! No!

Abby
[gets angrier]

What's wrong with just being a kid, Cody? What's wrong with that?

Well, Barney has it!

Right! Where's Barney?

I'll go find out! Make sure they don't go anywhere!

Abby

You have to see this egg.

What bird lady?

She's a birdwatcher, dear, and I think she knows everything and eggs and birds. Why don't you children go on over there?

Never mild. I'm taking you to see my grandparents right now.

Barney

Oh, well, good. Bye, Fig! I'll just, uh...

Oh, Grandma will be in a second, okay? Hey, wait for me!

Abby

We'll be needing this.

What, where are you going?

Abby

To take the egg to Ms. Goldfinch! Hurry up!

Barney

Okay!

Wait! I want Grandma and Grandpa to see it right now!

Barney

Oh!

Grandma!

Come on, handsome, you help me with the dishes now.

Oh, gee, I'd like to but, uh, that dishwater makes my fingers all wrinkly.

That's fine. They'll just match your sweet wrinkly face. Come on.

Okay. Okay. Oh, and, Cody, you watch that barn for any more dinosaurs, okay?

Funny. Real funny.

You tell him, Cody. Pretty night, huh?

Abby

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Barney

It's beautiful!

Hey! Whoa!

Barney

Whoops!

Get me out of here, Barney!

Barney

Uh--uh, sorry!

Sure, you are.

Oh, that was funny!

Barney

Where are your grandparents?

Abby

You just missed them.

Barney

Well, I'm sure I'll see them soon.

Yeah, but will they see you?

Barney, can you push us on the swing?

Barney

I'd be happy to.

Cool!

Barney

Ralph, a little guitar music, please.

Hot Air Balloon Collector

Good luck!

Abby/Marcella

Oh, no! He let it go too soon!

Barney

Come on, Cody! Get under it!

Go!

Faster, Cody, faster! We got to get under it, Cody!

Barney

Hurry! Whoa!

Abby/Marcella

Faster! Go! Go! Go! Hurry!

Barney

Cody, you'd better watch it!

I'm gonna break the sound barrier!

Barney

That's it! Faster!

[screaming]
Barney

Faster!

Abby/Marcella

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Come on, Cody!

Barney

Okay, Get ready now! We're almost there, keep going! Okay, Abby. Okay, Marcella, catch it.

Abby

Go!

Barney

Come on!

Abby

Got it!

Barney

That's it!

Yeah!

Barney

Way to go, Abby!

Okay, all aboard the log.

Abby

Okay!

Barney

Okay!

We're gonna pretend that this is the fastest, coolest airplane in the whole world.

You think a log can fly?

We gotta try.

Abby

Okay, I will.

Here goes.

Barney

Prepared for takeoff, Captain.

Abby

Make believe. Make believe.

Flying with the wind in our hair.

Flying should be easy. It's kid stuff. Come on!

Abby

Faster!

We can do this, we can.

Barney

Oh, I think we need your help. I'd like you to pretend that we can really fly. Let's all do it together. Ready? 1, 2, 3, now!

It's working!

Barney

Whoa! Thank you! Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

Barney
[first lines]

Oh, boy! It looks like everybody's here!

Oh, man, this is gonna be so cool!

Oh, I can't wait to eat popcorn and sing along and... oh, and see the movie!

Barney
[All three of them laugh.]

Well then, here we go!

Roll 'em!

[The screen fades from black. During the song that plays throughout the opening credits, we see a green minivan drive through the countryside and the title kicks in. In the minivan, a dad drives, a mom looks at a map, a girl holds Barney (as a doll), another girl stitches lanyard, while a boy plays on his GameBoy, and a baby sits in his seat, silently.]

Are we there yet?

Kate Newton

Your turn.

Colton Newton

No, not yet, Marcella.

Abigail "Abby" Newton

Oh, it's taking too long!

[annoyed, to Abigail]

What's your hurry?? They're dumping us for a whole week!

Colton

Oh, come on, Cody, you're going to have a great time. You can help Grandpa with the farm chores, like, uh... "milking the chickens!"

Others
[laugh]

Get the doll out of my face!

Abby/Marcella
[Marcella takes the Barney doll out of Cody's face, just as she and Abby are about to say...]

Talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't home, leave a message at the tone: beep! [both laugh: What they were going to say was "Abby and Marcella can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep... beep! If you are satisfied with your message, press one or hang up!"]

Do you like dinosaurs?

What about them?

Abby

That's Barney!

I know, it's Barney. The whole world knows it's Barney, and he's a stuffed doll!

You're wrong. Barney can walk and talk.

Abby

And sing! And dance!

Colton

Batteries not included.

[Laughter from Marcella, Abby and Kate]

Sing and dance?

Abby

We use our imaginations.

Your imaginations? That's kid stuff!

Abby

That's all right - we are kids! [she laughs with Marcella as the family pass a street in the town of Merrivale. There's a sign above them reading "Merrivale Apple Day Festival"]

Colton

Hey, look, Merrivale Apple Day Festival - parade, circus, hot air balloons, fireworks... wow!

Abby

It's tomorrow! Can Grandma and Grandpa bring us?

Colton

Um...

Kate Newton

Well, maybe, but don't count on it, okay?

Oh, great! The one good to do in town, and we'll probably miss it!

Delilah, the kids are here, shake a leg now!

They're here? Oh, my goodness! Geroge.

Barney

A towel, please. [steps out of the shower, Marcella gives him a towel] Thank you, Marcella.

He knows my name.

Barney

Oh, and thank you, Cody. It's so nice to have a shower after a long car trip.

I do not believe in you. [looks around, sees that Barney isn't there, and then laughs, but Barney then comes from behind him]

Barney

That's okay, Cody. I believe in you. [kisses him]

[first lines]

Are we there yet?

Mom
[annoyed; to Dad]

Your turn.

Dad

No, not yet, Marcella.

Abigail

Oh, it's taking too long!

[annoyed; to Abigail]

What's your hurry?! They're dumping us for a whole week!

[last lines]

Barney, this is the- [they realized Barney is gone] Where is he? Well, now they're both gone.

Jane

Barney wouldn't just leave.

No.
[Everyone saw Twinkle and Barney now back to his doll form]

Excuse me. Uh, I said excuse me! Oh, that's better. I'm looking for my blankie. It's this big, and it's really, really soft, and it's yellow.