Amy
All the moms in school hate me, and I am a complete and utter failure as a mother.
Carla
First of all, you're so not a failure as a mother. In fact, you're the best mother that we've ever seen.
Kiki
True that!
Carla
You give your kids salad. Your remember your kids birthdays! I mean, I've sat here and watched you wait until your kid fell asleep before you got high.
Amy
Most moms do that, Carla.
Carla
That's most moms, yeah. Well, whatever. This is the worst thing I've ever seen you do. You've quit trying. We don't quit! Moms don't quit!
Kiki
No! Quitting is for dads!
Carla
Listen, no matter what shit is thrown at us, us moms, we have to just... We have to just keep going. Mmm-hmm. And do you know why?
Kiki
Because we have low self-esteem.
Carla
No. No, no. It's because we love our kids. It's because we love our stupid, selfish, ungrateful, little shit-faces! That's why. We love 'em so much that we would do... Literally anything for them.
