Carla : Holy ****! Look at your mom bra! Kiki : Ooh. Carla : There's so much surface area. You can make three regular bras out of this one mom bra. Amy : This isn't my mom bra. This is my sexy bra. Carla : [laughs] Shut up! Amy : Don't laugh. Carla : Wait, are you serious? Amy : Yes! Carla : Oh, honey. Amy. Oh! That looks like you just got out of surgery. Amy : Is it that bad? Carla : Yeah, there's just one boob-log. Kiki : Yeah. Carla : You don't even have two tits. Amy : I have this in black. Do you guys wanna see it in black? Carla : No! Kiki : No! Amy : Oh, wow. Kiki : This bra will be the death of your vagina.

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