“I caught Mike having an affair online with a woman, and I guess it's...” – Amy, Bad Moms ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Bad Moms 2016

Amy

I caught Mike having an affair online with a woman, and I guess it's been going on for like 10 months.

Carla

Oh! Did you drive a spike through his nuts?

Amy

[laughs]

No. Here's the truth. Our marriage has been over for years. I don't even remember the last time we had sex.

Kiki

Kent and I have sex every Friday night after Blue Bloods.

Kiki

[Carla laughs]

I find Tom Selleck's work to be extremely erotic.

Carla

I feel like everything that comes out of your mouth is a cry for help.

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Amy Mitchell Mila Kunis More Amy quotes →

Carla Dunkler Kathryn Hahn More Carla quotes →

Kiki Kristen Bell More Kiki quotes →

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