Do you know what I hate?
Mmm?
There are so many ****in' rules now.
Yes, God.
"Don't punish your kids."
"Don't say no to your kids."
Yeah. "Go to your kid's baseball games." "Tell your kids you love 'em." "Don't **** the janitor at your kid's school." I mean, what the **** is this? Russia?
We're killing ourselves, trying to be perfect, and it's making us insane. In this day and age, it's impossible to be a good mom. Screw it.
Yeah.
Let's be bad moms.
Oh, I'm in.
Right?
Oh, my gosh, okay. This is exciting. I'm in!
Yes! To bad moms. Whoo!
To bad moms!


