A scene from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 1999
Number Two

Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock market? We could make trillions.

Dr. Evil

(smug laugh to himself)

Why make trillions when we could make... (zoom up, play evil sound bite, and pause) Billions? (he happily grins)

Scott

A trillion is more than a billion, numb-nuts.

Dr. Evil

All right, zip it.

Scott

You- you can't even--

Dr. Evil

Zip it! Zi-i-ip.

Scott

Look, all I'm-

Dr. Evil

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, ex-zip-it A.

Scott

Number Two, would you please back me-

Dr. Evil

Look! I'm "Zippy" Longstocking!

Scott

Argh, I can't--

Dr. Evil

(to Devo's "Whip It")

When a problem comes along, you must zip it! (imitates whip) Zip it good!

Scott

Frau, would you please-

Dr. Evil

(speaks faux Japanese)

... Subtitle: "Zip it".

Scott

I'm just trying to-

Dr. Evil

Zip! Would you like to have a suckle of my "zipple"?

Scott

I want--

Dr. Evil

Sh!

Scott

Stop.

Dr. Evil

(speaking gibberish)

Scott

All you--

Dr. Evil

(speaking gibberish)

Scott

You--

Dr. Evil

(speaking gibberish)

Scott

You're like a child!

Dr. Evil

(speaking gibberish)

Scott

Talk--

Dr. Evil

(speaking gibberish)

Scott

If you just--

Dr. Evil

(speaking gibberish)

Scott

Just--

Dr. Evil

(speaking gibberish)

Scott

One time--

Dr. Evil

Zip it. Unveil the time portal.

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