“The key to this project is the giant laser, which was invented by the...” – Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ... Movie Quotes Database

Dr. Evil

The key to this project is the giant laser, which was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist, Dr. Parsons. So therefore, it is fitting to call it: "The Alan Parsons Project".

Dr. Evil

[Scott snickers]

What?

Scott

The Alan Parsons Project was a progressive rock band from 1982. Why don't you just name it Operation Wang Chung, ass?

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