[Back to 1969, as Dr. Evil escapes while picking up the floating Mini-Me]

Did we get Dr. Evil?

No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge-

[Cut to school]

Penis: the male reproductive organ. Also known as tally-whacker, schlong, or-

[Cut to barbecue]

Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener?

[points at the rocket]

Dad, what's that?

I don't know, son, but it's got great big-

[Cut to the ball game]

Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some?! [looks up] Lord Almighty!

That looks just like my husband's-

[Cut to the circus]

One-Eyed Monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!

[jumps out and nearly surprises the crowd, then points to the rocket]

Hey! What's that? It looks like a big-

[Cut elsewhere]

Woody? Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?

Sure. No problem. [sees the rocket] Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!

It's so big!

I've seen bigger. That's-

[Cut to Dr. Evil's rocket] [to Mini-Me while he gives him a flu shot]

Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space. I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me. It's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. [hands Mini-Me a lollipop] I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers. I'm gonna get you! [both he and Mini-Me laugh evilly]