Young Basil
Hello, everybody!
Austin
Hello, Basil!
Young Basil
The results are in. We've discovered trace elements of a rare vegetable found only on one island, here, in the Caribbean.
Austin
Whoop-de-doo! What does it all mean, Basil?
Young Basil
It means that this is the location of Dr. Evil's lair!
Austin
Smashing, Basil. [sniffs his "coffee", then frowns] Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
Young Basil
[looks at Fat Bastard's stool sample, from which Austin has inadvertently poured into his mug]
It is shit, Austin.
Austin
Oh, good. Then it's not just me. [drinks the sample and smacks his lips] It's a bit nutty.
