“Look, I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't shake off this...” – Vanessa Kensington, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery ... Movie Quotes Database

Vanessa Kensington

Look, I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't shake off this suspicious feeling about Miss Fagina. I don't want to sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have been known to be jealous. I'm sorry.

Austin Powers

No, don't be sorry, baby. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her.

Vanessa Kensington

What?

Austin Powers

I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!

Vanessa Kensington

Did you at least use protection ?

Austin Powers

Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.

Vanessa Kensington

You know I meant, did you use a condom?

Austin Powers

No, only sailors wear condoms baby.

Vanessa Kensington

Not in the '90s Austin.

Austin Powers

Well they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.

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