Gentlemen welcome to my underground lair. Its been 30 years but I'm back. Everything's gone perfectly to plan except one small flaw. Due to a technical error by my henchman Mustafa complications arose in the unfreezing process.

My design was perfect.

Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth! [Mr. Bigglesworth is completely bald]

But Dr. Evil we were unable to anticipate feline complications due to the reanimation process-

Silence! [Presses a button and Mustafa's chair tilts back dropping him into a pit of fire] Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure. [Mustafa can be heard moaning from an air vent] Gentlemen, lets get down to business. [Mustafa's moans continue] We've got a lot of work to do.

Someone help me. I'm still alive only I'm very badly burned.

Some of you I know, some of you I'm meeting for the first time.

Hello out there. Anyone. Can someone call an ambulance, I'm in quite a lot of pain.

Okay, you've all been gathered here to form my evil cabinet [Mustafa starts again] - excuse me. [Dr. Evil picks up a phone and talks to a henchmen on the other line] Yes, he's down there.

[almost inaudible]

Is he dead yet?

No, not dead. Burnt, badly.

Would you like me to take care of him, possibly with a gun?

Yes.

Kill him?

Right. [hangs up the phone]

If somebody could open the retrieval hatch down here I could get out. See I designed this device myself [a hatch is heard opening] - Oh, hi, good. I'm glad you found me, listen I'm very badly burned, so if you could just- [a gunshot fires] You shot me!

Okay, moving on-

You shot me right in the arm! Why would you- [another gunshot fires, all is silent for a moment, then the hatch is heard closing]

Right.