Cab Driver
I'm not a cab driver. I'm a coffeepot!
Dr. Einstein
Where am I? Oh, here I am.
Dr. Einstein
We got a hot stiff on our hands!
Martha
One of our gentlemen found time to say 'How delicious!' before he died.
Martha
For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide.
Police Sgt. Brophy
They're two of the dearest, sweetest, kindest, old ladies that ever walked the earth. They're out of this world. They're like pressed rose leaves.
Reporter
Seems like the same suckers get married everyday.
Abby
Now Mortimer, you behave. You're too old to be flying off the handle like this!
