Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes

124 total quotes

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Ed Harken

Multiple Characters
Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth

View Quote I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right in the babymaker.

View Quote (sees Veronica in Ron's place) .......You're not Ron.

View Quote I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

View Quote You've got a dirty, whorish mouth, that's what you have.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

View Quote [after Brick talks about bears] Oh that's just great! You hear that, Ed? BEARS! Now you are putting the whole station in jeopardy.

View Quote Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!

View Quote [while warming up before the news] The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

View Quote Today, we spell redemption R-O-N.

View Quote Nice clothes gentlemen. I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale.

View Quote Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books...and my apartment smells of...rich mahogany.

View Quote I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

View Quote Well you... have bad hair.

View Quote I will smash Royce Bruno in the face

View Quote Whammy! [repeated line]