Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes

124 total quotes

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Ed Harken

Multiple Characters
Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth

View Quote (after drinking coffee) Mmm, I just burnt my tongue.

View Quote Listen to Burgundy! He's gone soft on us, like some school boy bitch.

View Quote [Ron Burgundy asked Champ if he got lucky last night?] Oh no, last night... oh, I stayed home for awhile, drank about six bottles of white wine, pissed my pants, so I drove down to Mexico, and shot some stray dogs. You know, pretty much standard Tuesday night.

View Quote Ron Burgundy: [while both are riding on horses through a cartoon Pleasure Town] I friggin' love you!
Veronica Corningstone: I friggin' love you back!

View Quote I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

View Quote Ron Burgundy: VERONICA CORNINGSTONE AND I HAD SEX AND NOW WE ARE IN LOVE!! ...Did I say that loud?
Brian Fantana: Yeah, you pretty much yelled it.

View Quote Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the...toilet...store?

View Quote I'm very aroused.

View Quote [talking to Veronica in his room] I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady [...] Wait, wait, stop that. I can't understand what you're saying. [...] Oh, we're going!

View Quote [riding a bear] Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!

View Quote [having heard a passer-by insult his Sex Panther cologne]...The mood is tense, Fantana!

View Quote Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.

View Quote Ron Burgundy: Look, the most glorious rainbow ever!
Veronica Corningstone: Oh, do me on it!

View Quote I hate you, Ron Burgundy! I hate you! [turning to his co-anchors] Can't say one word? Even the guy who can't think said something and you just stand there? Cmon!

View Quote I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right in the babymaker.