Can I have a piece of toast?
...Get the **** outta here, Jack.
No.. I can't take this... Am I asleep now or awake or what?
I realise I don't look so hot, David... [picks toast] but I though you'd be glad to see me. [beat] David! You're hurting my feelings!
Hurting your feelings? Has it occurred to you that it might be unsettling to see you rise from the grave to visit me?
Sorry to be upsetting you David, but I had to come. [munch]
Aren't you supposed to be buried someplace in New York?
Yeah. Your parents came to my funeral. I was surprised at how many people came.
Why would you be surprised? You were a very well-liked person.
Debbie Klein cried a lot.
Oh God, am I asleep now or what?
So.. so you know what she does? She's so grief-stricken she runs to find solace in Mark Levine's bed.
An asshole. Life mocks me even in death.
I'm going completely crazy....
Now, I'm really sorry to be upsetting you, but I have to warn you.
We were attacked by a werewolf.
[covers ears]
I'm not listening to this!
On the moors. We were attacked by a lycanthrope. A werewolf. [David uncovers ears] I was murdered. An unnatural death. And now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.
The wolf's bloodline must be severed. The last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. [beat; points] It's you, David.
Please believe me. You'll kill people.
The supernatural, the power of darkness — it's all true. The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring! I'm lonely! Take your life, David. Kill yourself... before you kill others. [David sobs] Please don't cry. [hears nurse coming] Beware the moon, David.
David, now I know this may be hard for you, but I have to warn you.
Warn me? Will you get out of here, you meat loaf?
I'm a grisly sight, it's true; but I love you and that's why I'm here. You've got to know.
If you love me so much, Jack you'll realize how disconcerting it is to share one's breakfast with the living dead!
We were attacked by a werewolf.
I'm not listening! [covers ears]
On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf.
I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.
What's wrong with you? Shut up!
The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed.
You survived and now you shall continue the curse.
What are you talking about? I won't accept this! Get out! Goddamnit!
Remember what that guy at The Slaughtered Lamb said? `Beware the moon.'
Beware the moon. The full moon, David. You've got two days.
Jack, please go away. Please go away.
You'll stalk the streets of London a creature of the night.
You're talking like Boris Karloff! It's movie dialogue!
David, please believe me. You will kill people, David. You've got to stop the bloodshed before it begins.
Listen to me! Take your own life, David. It's our only chance.
The supernatural! The powers of darkness! It's all true. Take your own life! Suicide, David. Join me.
It's cold, David, and I'm so alone. The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring! I'm lonely! Kill yourself, David, before you kill others...Beware the moon, David.
Do you think she'll meet me in Rome?
I think Debbie Klein is a mediocre person with a good body.
Debbie is not mediocre and she has one of the great bodies of all time.
You're talking about the woman I love.
I'm talking about a girl you want to ****, so give me a break.
Well, anyway, do you think she'll be there?
[like an announcer]
Rendezvous in Rome starring Jack Goodman and Debbie Klein. The love affair that shocked Europe! See torrid lovemaking at its most explicit! See Jack and Debbie expose their lust in the sacred halls of the Vatican! Never has the screen dared....
If you don't stop, I'm going to kill you.
I have to make love to her. It's very simple. She has no choice really.
It just fascinates me that you can spend so much energy on someone so dull.
There is nothing dull about that body.
We've known Debbie what, since the eighth grade? How many years of foreplay is that?
She says she "likes me too much".
[David laughs]
I want you to meet some people. David Kessler, this is Gerald Bringsly.
Gerald is the man you murdered in the subway. We thought it best you didn't see him as he's a fresh kill and still pretty messy.
B Bringsly
[in shadow]
Yes, I do look most unpleasant.
Why are you doing this to me, Jack?
B Bringsly
This isn't Mr. Goodman's idea. He is your good friend, whereas I am a victim of your carnivorous lunar activities.
Mr. Bringsly, I'm sorry. I have absolutely no idea what to say to you.
B Bringsly
You've left my wife a widow and my children fatherless. And I understand that I am to walk the earth one of the living dead until the wolf's bloodline is severed and the curse lifted. You must die, David Kessler.
David, this is Harry Berman and his fiancee Judith Browns. And these gentlemen are Alf, Ted, and Joseph.
T Ted
Can't say we're pleased to meet you, Mr. Kessler.
Harry You must take your own life!
That's easy for you to say - you're already dead.
B Bringsly
No, David. Harry and I and everyone you murder are not dead. The undead.
Why are you doing this to me?
Because this must be stopped.
Alf Not sure enough.
If you did it wrong, it would be painful. You'd choke to death.
J Joseph
So what? Let `im choke.
Do you mind? The man's a friend of mine.
J Joseph
Well he ain't no friend of mine.
B Bringsly
Gentlemen, please.
Harry A gun.
Alf I know where he can get a gun.
Don't I need a silver bullet or something?
Madness. I've gone totally mad.
Harry A gun is good.
J Judith
You just put the gun to your forehead and pull the trigger.
B Bringsly
If you put it in your mouth, then you'd be sure not to miss.
Thank you, you're all so thoughtful.
Of course, The Slaughtered Lamb. Why else would they have a severed fox head on a spear as their symbol?
Of course, The Slaughtered Lamb. Why else would they have a severed wolf's head on a spear as their symbol?
That's not a spear. It's a pike.
A severed wolf's head on a pike as their symbol.
David, before we go in there I want you to know that - no matter what happens to us - it's your fault.
I assume full responsibility.
TD Truck driver
Here, lads, East Proctor and all about are the moors. I go east here.
Yes, well thank you very much for the ride, sir. You have lovely sheep.
TD Truck driver
Boys, keep off the moors. Stay on the road. Good luck to you.
[calling home]
Hello? Rachel? Just say yes, you'll accept the charges. Just say yes, Rachel. Is Mom or Dad home? Where are they? Where's Max? You're all alone? Mom and Dad would never leave me alone when I was ten. No, not ten and a half, either. I'm still in London. I'm all better. Look, would you tell Mom and Dad that I love them? I don't care, Rachel, just do it for me. Okay? Good. And, Rachel, don't fight with Max. Well, try. Look, kid, please don't forget to tell Mom and Dad I love them. I love Max and you, too. Well, I do. No, I'm not being weird, you little creep. You promise? Okay. Be a good girl. I love you. Bye.
