American Pie 2 quotes

49 total quotes

Jim Levenstein
Multiple Characters
Steve Stifler

View Quote Jim's Dad: [to parents of girl they caught in bed with Jim] Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.

View Quote Finch: [talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom ] How did you do that magic you did?

View Quote Jim: [Noticing the women's natural attraction to Oz] Amazing.
Stifler: Yes. The force is strong in that one.

View Quote Kevin: So, how are the twig and giggle-berries this morning?
Jim: Oh, very colorful, my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers.
Stifler: Jim, you're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual.

View Quote Michelle: Jim?! holy potatoes!

View Quote [Finch and Stifler's Mom are having sex in her car]
Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
Finch: Oh, Janine, Janine.
Stifler's Mom: Call me "Stifler's Mom".
Finch: Oh-AH! [We hear him having a violent orgasm, setting off the car alarm] Ah! Stifler's Mo-o-o-o-o-m!!

View Quote Jim's Dad: Hey: keep it real, homies.

View Quote Trucker: Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it!

View Quote Stifler: Holy shit dude, I found a dildo! [Stifler runs round the house] Dildo! Dildo! Dildo! Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! The people demand rubber dicks!
Jim: What are you doing?
Stifler: Looking for more lesbian artifacts!
[hands Jim the dildo]
Jim: Where did you get this?
Stifler: Finch's ass.
[later]
[trying to return the dildo Stifler found]
Jim: Which room, man? Which room?
Stifler: I can't remember shit, man, I was too excited! I'm in a lesbian stronghold!

View Quote Michelle: This one time--um, here.

View Quote When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you ****ers learn anything in college?

View Quote Finch, fist yourself!

View Quote Sherman: I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
Nadia: I am lucky lady?
Sherman: That's right Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.

View Quote Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.

View Quote Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.