Holy shit dude, I found a dildo! [Stifler runs round the house] Dildo! Dildo! Dildo! Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! The people demand rubber dicks!

What are you doing?

Looking for more lesbian artifacts!

[hands Jim the dildo]

Where did you get this?

Finch's ass.

[later] [trying to return the dildo Stifler found]

Which room, man? Which room?

I can't remember shit, man, I was too excited! I'm in a lesbian stronghold!