American Beauty quotes

97 total quotes

View Quote [During one of Lester's fantasies] I was hoping you'd give me a bath. I'm very, very dirty.

View Quote I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone.

View Quote It's that psycho next door. Jane, what if he worships you? What if he's got a shrine with pictures of you surrounded by dead people's heads and stuff?

View Quote [To Frank] What a sad old man you are.

View Quote This is all I EVER smoke.

View Quote Welcome to America's weirdest home videos.

View Quote Mom, do we ALWAYS have to listen to this elavator music?