David Carlton
Tell me, Ali, do you have a job?
Ali G
Unfortunately, I is recently gone on the dole...
David Carlton
Really? When?
Ali G
Eight years and three months ago.
David Carlton
Says here you claim disability benefit, are you...?
Ali G
Yes, I is actually spasticated. I is got a terrible DJ-ing injury. I still ain't got full mobility in me main mixing finger.
Ali G
(Starts to air-mix, winces, feigns pain and stops. Ali notices Carlton's sexy secretary watching, so he points at his crotch.)
Everything down here's still working though... oh yes!
