Guard
He's got a sword!
In 3 of the 67 quotes from Aladdin (1992)
Most scenes with: Aladdin (2)
Scenes with Guard
3 scenes
Guard
[The next day, on a rooftop, where Aladdin rushes up to the edge, carrying a loaf of bread. He skids to a stop at the edge of the building]
Stop, thief!
[Aladdin looks back at Razoul, a young man head, muscular handsome guard, tan turban, red and white yellow uniform shirt, tan pants and dark yellow shoes, he's the guards scramble toward him] [first words]
I'll have your hands for a trophy, Street Rat.
[looks back, then down, then at the bread]
All this for a loaf of bread?
[Aladdin leaps off the roof, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. He skies down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he's nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and the shutters closed shut. Aladdin slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread when]
Guard #1
There he is!
Guard #2
You won't get away so easy!
You think that was easy? [looks at ladies laughing and looks at Razoul and his guards]
You two, over that way. And you, with me. We found him.
Morning, ladies.
Woman
Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?
Trouble? No way, man. You're only in trouble if you get caught...
I'm in trouble.
...and this time. [Abu pulls down his turban]
Perfect timing, Abu. As usual.
Hello!
Come on, let's get outta here! [singing] Gotta keep one jump ahead of the breadline / One swing ahead of the sword / I steal only what I can't afford...| [speaking] That's everything! [singing] One jump ahead of the lawmen / That's all, and that's no joke / These guys don't appreciate I'm broke.
Guard #1
Riffraff!
Guard #2 and #3
Street Rat!
Guard #4
Scoundrel!
Guard #5
Take that!
Guards
Rip him open, take it back, guys.
Girls
Who?| [singing] Oh, it's sad, Aladdin's hit the bottom / He's become a one-man rise in crime.
Portly Agrabah Woman
I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em.
[singing]
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat / Tell you all about it when I got the time / One jump ahead of the slowpokes / One skip ahead of my doom / Next time, gonna use a nom de plume.
There he is.
[singing]
One jump ahead of the hitmen / One hit ahead of the flock / I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
Guard
[A man sleeping on a bed of nails, of course one extremely large guard jumps on him]
Stop, thief!
Man
Vandal!
Abu!
Woman
Scandal!
Fat Lady
Still, I think he's rather tasty.
Guards
Wrong!
Get him!
Guard
[The guards chase Aladdin and Abu run across a flaming pit, followed by guards who hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rocks. Aladdin and Abu pass a sword swallower, then Abu goes back, pulls the sword out of the swallower's mouth]
He's got a sword!
We've all got swords!
Guards
Vandal!
Guards
Street Rat!
Guards
Scoundrel!
Guards
Riffraff!
[singing]
Here goes, better throw my hand in / Wish me happy landin' / All I gotta do is jump!
Guards
[The guards fall down and land in a street]
Yuck! Oy!
[Jasmine on her balcony at night. We tilt down and find Aladdin and company in the courtyard]
What am I going to do? Jasmine won't even let me talk to her. I should have known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish.
[Abu struggles with his elephant paws to open a banana. He squishes it, and the banana squirts into his eye. He then tosses the banana peel into a heaping pile of the same] [to Carpet, playing chess]
So move! [Carpet does, knocking a black piece off the board] Hey, that's a good move. [as Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe it-- I'm losing to a rug.
Genie, I need help.
[as Jack Nicholson]
Okay, Sparky, here's the deal. You wanna court the Little Lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it?
What?
No way! If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, [downcast] she'd laugh at me. [dons turban]
[turns turban into a lamp shade]
A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh! Al, all joking aside, you really oughtta be yourself.
Hey, that's the last thing I want to be. Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look?
[The Genie regards him a little sadly. Gestures, the turban is restored] [false good humor]
Like a prince.
[Aladdin flies up to the balcony on Carpet. Jasmine is on her bed, sighing. Rajah is by her side] [from a distance]
Princess Jasmine?
It's me, Prince Ali. Ahem-- [then he jumps to his deep voice] Prince Ali Ababwa.
I do not want to see you.
[Jasmine turns to go inside. He moves after her, so the room light illumines him]
No, no, please, Princess. Give me a chance. [Rajah growls and advances on him]
Just leave me alone.
I'll leave you alone. Down, kitty!
[Carpet cuts his neck with his finger]
Good kitty, take off. Down, kitty. [He takes off his turban to brush Rajah away]
You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace.
The marketplace? [a bee buzzes around his head] I have servants that go to the marketplace for me. Why I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn't have been me you met.
[as a bee]
Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her! She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything--pick a feature!
Um, Princess Jasmine? You're very...
Punctual!
Punctual?
Beautiful.
Hmm. I'm rich too, you know.
Yeah!
The daughter of a sultan.
I know.
A fine prize for any prince to marry.
Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.
Right, a prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering peacock I've met!
Just go jump off a balcony! [turns and walks away]
What?
Yeah, right!
What!?!
Uh, you're right. You aren't just some prize to be won. [looks disappointed] You should be free to make your own choice. [Jasmine and Rajah look at each other in confusion] I'll go now. [steps up on the ledge and drops off]
No.
[now she's amazed]
How-- how are you doing that? [she looks over the edge and sees the Carpet]
It's a magic carpet.
It's lovely. [Carpet takes Jasmine's hand with a tassel]
You, uh, you don't want to go for a ride, do you? We could get out of the palace, see the world.
Is it safe?
Sure. Do you trust me?
[Jasmine takes his hand and hops on Carpet, with the camera zooming into the sky, knocking them both into sitting positions. Brad Kane and Lea Salonga music playing a song A Whole New World. Jasmine looks back and sees Rajah looks up at her questioningly. She gasps as they fly over the palace wall and into the sky] [singing]
I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid / Tell me, Princess, now when did / You last let your heart decide?| I can open your eyes / Take you wonder by wonder / Over, sideways and under / On a magic carpet ride...| A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no / Or where to go / Or say we're only dreaming.
[singing]
A whole new world / A dazzling place I never knew / But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear / That now I'm in a whole new world with you.
[singing]
Unbelievable sights / Indescribable feeling / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling / Through an endless diamond sky...| A whole new world.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine
[singing]
I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare / Let me share this whole new world with you...| A whole new world, a whole new world / That's where we'll be, that's where we'll be.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine
[singing]
For you and me...| [song fades]
[Carpet hovers along over a lake, and we see the reflection of the moon in the lake. Fireworks burst and before them is the Great Wall of China in Mulan, sitting on a rooftop]
It's all so magical.
Yeah.
It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
Nah, he hates fireworks. He doesn't really like flying either. That is... Oh, no!
You're the boy from the market! I knew it. Why did you lie to me?
Jasmine, I'm so sorry.
Did you think I was stupid?
No.
That I wouldn't figure it out?
No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not what I meant.
Who are you? Tell me the truth!
The truth?
[Aladdin looks at Carpet on rooftop]
The truth, the truth is, I sometimes dress as a commoner, to escape the pressures of palace life. But I really am a prince!
Why didn't you just tell me?
Well, you know, uh, royalty going out into the city in disguise. It seems a little strange, don't you think?
Not that strange.
[Jasmine flicks up the feather, Carpet puts a tassel under his "chin" and looks mystified. In the palace balcony, where Aladdin and Jasmine return] [Carpet forms a set of steps and she descends. Aladdin descending below the balcony]
Good night, my handsome prince.
Sleep well, Princess. [They slowly lean forward to kiss before Carpet bumps him up and they kiss sooner than expected] Yes! [he falls back onto the Carpet, who descends to the ground] For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right. [Aladdin looks up at Jasmine's balcony, and suddenly the guards' hand grab him]
Guards
Aha!
Hey! What?! [muffled] Abu? Abu?
Guard
Hold him!
[Razoul grabs Aladdin on his feet and his hands. Razoul ties Carpet in a knot and Jafar approaches]
I'm afraid you've worn out your welcome, Prince A-Boo-Boo.
[walks away]
Make sure he's never found.
[Razoul hits him in the head, and he falls unconscious. In a cliff, where Razoul laughs as Aladdin's body drops into the water. He is conscious now, but his feet are tied to a rock. The rock hits the sea bottom, then the turban lands and the lamp tumbles out. He sees this and struggles to rub the lamp. However, he loses consciousness and falls to the floor. The lamp, unsettled by his movement, rolls down and rubs against his hands. It shakes, and Genie emerges with a bath brush, rubber duckie, and shower cap]
Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. [squeaks the duck] Hello? [sees unconscious Aladdin] Al? Al! Kid, snap out of it. You can't cheat on this one, I can't help you unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life." Got it? Okay. Come on, Aladdin!! [he grabs Aladdin by the shoulders and shakes him. His head goes up, then falls] I'll take that as a yes. [head turns into a siren] Wooga! Wooga! [turns into a submarine] Up scope! [he babbles in something that sounds like German. On the surface, a giant water spout emerges, and lands on top of the cliff. Aladdin reawakes and coughs the water out of his lungs] Don't you scare me like that!
Genie, I-- uh, I- uh, I... [he can't think of how to say it, so they just hug each other] Thanks, Genie.
Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, Kid. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.
[Inside Jasmine's room, Jasmine humming "A Whole New World" and unbraids her hair. The Sultan appears in one of the double doors, hypnotized] [from a distance]
Jasmine!
Oh, Father-- I just had the most wonderful time. I'm so happy.
What?
[Jasmine gasps. Jafar steps forward, the sight of him]
You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
I will never marry you. [goes to The Sultan] Father, I choose Prince Ali!
Prince Ali left!
[A quick pan finds Aladdin standing in the doorway to the balcony]
Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
Prince Ali!
Tell them the truth, Jafar! You tried to have me killed.
What? [goes to The Sultan] Ridiculous nonsense, Your Highness. He is obviously lying.
I know what's wrong.
[Aladdin smashes the head of the staff against the floor, Jafar flinches and the spell is broken for good]
Oh, oh, oh my!
Your Highness, Jafar's been controlling you with this! [he advances the staff]
What? Jafar? You, you traitor!
Guards! Guards!
Well, that's it--we're dead, forget it. Just dig a grave for both of us. We're dead.
[But Jafar sees the lamp in Aladdin's pocket. Jafar makes a move, but is arrested by guards]
Arrest Jafar at once.
[Aladdin leaps at him, but Jafar throws down a smoke pellet. A large red cloud appears. Jafar is gone. Jasmine helps Aladdin up, embraces him]
Find him, search everywhere!
Jasmine, are you all right?
Yes.
[They lean in to kiss, but The Sultan barges between them]
Jafar, my most trusted counselor, plotting against me all this time. This is horrible, just horrible. How will I ever--
[The Sultan notices Jasmine and Aladdin, and looks at the pair]
Can it be true? My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? [she nods] Ha, ha! Praise Allah! You brilliant boy, I could kiss you! I won't--I'll leave that to my... [Aladdin beams] But you two will be wed at once! Yes, yes. And you'll be happy and prosperous, and then my boy, you will be sultan!
Yes, a fine upstanding youth like yourself, a person of your unimpeachable moral character is exactly what this kingdom needs!
[Aladdin looks concerned at this. Inside Jafar's chambers, Jafar and Iago enter]
We gotta get outta here! We gotta get-- I gotta start packing, Your Highness. Only essentials.
[Iago starts throwing things out of his cage. Jafar smiles broadly]
We gotta travel light! Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives [stops and takes out a picture of himself and Jafar] and how about this picture? I don't know--I think I'm making a weird face in it.
[Jafar laughs with insane glee]
Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. [Iago flies down to an oblivious Jafar and knocks on his head] Jafar? Jafar? Get a grip! [Jafar grabs him around the neck] Good grip!
Prince Ali is nothing more than that ragged urchin Aladdin. [loosens his grip] He has the lamp, Iago.
Why that miserable--
But you are going to relieve him of it!
Me?