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McCroskey I want the best available man on this, a man who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.
Johnny How 'bout Mr. Rogers?
Striker Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
McCroskey Mayday? What the hell is that for?
Johnny Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hors d'oeuvre...
McCroskey Johnny, what can you make outta this?
Johnny This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl... (McCroskey yanks the paper out of Johnny's hands, and Johnny resumes typing on the typewriter.)
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