Lurch Uh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-uh! Gomez Good show, old man. Morticia Gomez. Gomez Cara mia? Morticia Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby. Right now. Delivery Room Doctor Nurse, how close are the contractions? Delivery Nurse Every 15 seconds, doctor. Gomez Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture? Morticia Oui.