Gomez
[to Thing, after arm-wrestling him]
Good show, old man.
Morticia
Gomez.
Gomez
Cara mia?
Morticia
Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby. Right now.
Gomez
Morticia
Gomez
Morticia
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