Gomez Good show, old man. Morticia Gomez. Gomez Cara mia? Morticia Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby. Right now. Delivery Room Doctor Nurse, how close are the contractions? Delivery Nurse Every 15 seconds, doctor. Gomez Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture? Morticia Oui. Young Girl And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby! Pugsley Our parents are having a baby, too. Wednesday They had sex.