NONSENSE POOPYPANTSSS!!
Ace Ventura
Jim Carrey · 70 quotes
Fulton Greenwall
Ian McNeice · 11 quotes
Ouda
Maynard Eziashi · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Ace Ventura & Fulton Greenwall (11), Ace Ventura & Ouda (5), Fulton Greenwall & Ouda (2)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes
Page 5 of 5Spank you very much!
TAKE THAT, YOU WINGED SPAWN OF SATAN!
That's quite a lovely rack you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
There's... someone on the wing! Some... THING! [grabs Greenwall threateningly] I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Vhere iz zhe bat?
We love you, dark continent! Good night!
You know... gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.
Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.