Glen [holding a strawberry]
What are you!
Played by Adam Herschman 
Accepted (2006) · 61 quotes
Accepted (2006) · 61 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Accepted (2006): in 17 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Bartleby Gaines (4), Freaky Guy (2)
An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
More lines from Glen
12 quotes Glen Glen Want a Glen Wad?
Glen Sure, in "human" dollars.
Glen This kitchen is bitchin'.
Glen Battle Royale!
Glen We could have a Battle Royale!
Glen I got fired by making a shrimp slushy. (Was asked why he did that) I was hungry and thristy at the same time.
Glen I need a rabbi in here to bless these chickens. Tomorrow, we're going kosher.
Glen Some political crap, I got a 0 on my SAT's!
Glen Holy balls.
Glen Oh look, there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pelfann. [yells to Sarah] You broke my heart!
Glen Later!
Scenes with Glen
4 scenes
[bargaining with his sister, Lizzie]
Ok, I'll give you anything you want, not money-related.
Lizze
Your Razor scooter.
Ok.
Lizze
And a fake ID.
No! I'm not letting you drink!
Lizzie It's so I can vote, dumb-ass.
Glen You need a Razor scooter to vote?
Glen Look what I did.
Ugh, what are those?
Glen I call them Glen Wads. They contain every delicious flavor in every single bite. Try one.
I'm not gonna lie to you, they look disgusting.
Glen This shit will get you high on flavor alone.
Kiki Glen, I love your Wads.
Glen I got fired from Quick & Stop.
How come?
Glen For making a shrimp slushee.
Aw Glen, that is disgusting! What on Earth inspired you to make that?
Glen I was hungry and thirsty!
Lizzie Gaines Bartleby, I know that this is not real. I will tell Mom and Dad.
Fine, I dare you!
Lizzie [Lizzie uses her cell phone]
Hello Mom, I was just visiting Bartleby. Could you please pick me up at...
Lizzie Your razor scooter.
Done.
Lizzie And a fake ID.
No way! I will not be an accessory to you buying booze!
Lizzie It is so I can vote, doofus!
Oh, well then OK.
Glen [Lizzie departs]
You need a razor scooter to vote?
