[examining Stuffy with an auriscope]

I haven't seen anything like this in years. The last time I saw a head like that was in a bottle of formaldehyde.

Told you he was sick.

[pointing to Stuffy's neck]

That's all pure desecration along there. He's got about a 15% metabolism, with an overactive thyroid and a glandular affectation of about 3%.

That's bad.

With a 1% mentality. [Stuffy grins] He's what we designate as the crummy moronic type. All in all, this is the most gruesome looking piece of blubber I've ever peered at.

Hey doc. Hey doc!

Huh?

You gotta the looking glass turned around, you're looking at yourself.

I knew it all the time. That was a good joke on all of us, wasn't it?