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Andy

She has three kids and one of her kids has a kid.

Andy

[Cal starts coughing on his marijuana]

You all right?

Cal

Did you just say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid?

Andy

Yeah.

Cal

So, so she's a grandma.

Andy

No.

Cal

I'm not a doctor or anything like that but she's a **** grandma.

Andy

Yeah, whatever, you know.

Cal

She's the hottest grandma I ever saw.

Andy

Yeah, she is. She's a hot grandma!

Cal

That's a good-looking grandma. My grandma looks like Jack Palance.

Andy

Well, she's no Jack Palance.

Cal

No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady, I would want to **** Jack Palance right now.

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