A scene from The 40 Year-Old Virgin 2005
Jay

[at the Date-a-Palooza]

What are you whining about? You asked for this shit!

Andy

No I didn't!

Jay

Will you just quit whining like a bitch?

Andy

I'm not whining like a bitch!

Jay

You are whining like a bitch. And you about to cram like ten years of pimpage into one day.

Andy

I don't want to cram pimpage.

Jay

And after that... you on my level. Come on.

Cal

Just ask questions.

Andy

This is a bad idea.

In this scene

Andy Brandon Killham More Andy quotes →
Cal Seth Rogen More Cal quotes →
Jay Romany Malco More Jay quotes →

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