Tyrese Gibson movie quotes

View Quote He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me.

View Quote [Brian turns his car around and drives backwards down the highway] CRAZY-ASS WHITE BOY!

View Quote [last lines]
Brian O'Conner: Pockets ain't empty, cuz.
Roman: And we ain't hungry no more either, brah

View Quote [Roman has seen Gisele pull up on a motorbike.]
Roman Pearce: Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?
Gisele: [Aims her gun at Roman] They open the same time as I pull this trigger. Want me to open them?

View Quote Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?
Roman Pearce: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

View Quote Roman Pearce: It's done. See I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.
Brian O'Conner: I guess that depends on how you define "special".

View Quote Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s have good aim.
Major Lennox: Why?
Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke.
[Lennox looks over to a smoke canister that is pouring orange smoke into the sky almost directly next to them]
Major Lennox: That smoke?
Sergeant Epps: It wasn't one of my best tosses, okay?
Major Lennox: Alright...
Both: [to Sam and Mikaela, who are crouching next to them] RUN!

View Quote Major Lennox: We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief. But with your permission, I can't let you see him, but I would like you to hear it from the leader of the Autobots.
General Morshower: Proceed. [Optimus transforms into robot mode leaving Director Galloway in awe]
Sergeant Epps: [To Director Galloway] You gotta wonder, if God made us in his image, who made him?
Optimus: General, our alliance has countermanded six Decepticon incursions this year, each on a different continent. They’re clearly searching around the world for something, but last night’s encounter came with a warning.
Demolisher: [From unknown pre-recorded source] The Fallen shall rise again.
General Morshower: "The Fallen." Meaning what?
Optimus: Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race was contained within the allspark lost with its destruction.
Director Galloway: Excuse me! With this so-called 'all-spark' now destroyed, why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would?
Major Lennox: [To General Morshower] Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor. The President just appointed him liaison.
General Morshower: Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
Director Galloway: Forgive the interruption, general. Excuse me, coming through. Excuse me. Excuse me, General. After all the damage in Shanghai, the President is hard-pressed to say the job is getting done. [To Optimus] Now, under the classified Alien Autobot Cooperation Act, you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry.
Optimus: We've witnessed your human capacity for war. It would absolutely bring more harm than good.
Director Galloway: But who are you to judge what's best for us?
Major Lennox: With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side in the field for two years.
Sergeant Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together.
Director Galloway: Solider, you’re paid to shoot, not talk.
Sergeant Epps: Don't tempt me.
Director Galloway: And the, uh, the newest members of your team.
Optimus: Easy.
Director Galloway: [To Optimus] I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space, an open invitation to come to Earth, vetted by no one at the White House.
General Morshower: Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here. And in my experience, the judgment of both Major Lennox and his team has always been above reproach.
Director Galloway: Well, be that as it may, General, it is the position of the president that when our national security is at stake, no one is above reproach. Now, what do we know so far? We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE One, aka Megatron, is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss, surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and a full-time submarine surveillance. We also know that the only known remaining piece of your alien AllSpark is locked in an electromagnetic vault here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.
Soundwave: Decepticons, we have located the shard.
Director Galloway: And since no one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, well, there's only one clear conclusion! You! The Autobots! They're here to hunt you! What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that? "The Fallen shall rise again?" Sounds to me like something's coming. So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?
Optimus: Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honor it. But, before your President decides, please ask him this. What if we leave, and you’re wrong?
Major Lennox: That's a good question.

View Quote Major Lennox: What have you got?
Sergeant Epps: Thermal ripple.
Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator] Right, everybody, be steady... We're right on top of it. [Demolishor transforms into robot mode and roars before slamming both his hands down on a pile of steel pipes, sending them flying, causing some of the N.E.S.T. soldiers to be crushed by them as retaliatory fire from soldiers begins to ring out.]
Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator] Eagle-niner!
Bald soldier from the first movie: Aah!
Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator] I need an energy proton! [Demolisher manages to get up and mobile despite taking fire.]
Sergeant Epps: [Speaking into his communicator] Panther One, requesting fire mission now!
Pentagon officer: Gunships on station. Roll in hot!
Black Hawk Pilot: Dog One, now we are engaging. [Two Black Hawk choppers fire on Demolisher, and while one of them gets past Demolisher without incident, Demolisher manages to smash the tail boom off the second one, causing it to crash and explode.]
Black Hawk Pilot: We got a second Decepticon.
Major Lennox: Arcee! Twins! Target coming your way!

View Quote (before blowing up Frank's cart) Sayonara, Frankie.

View Quote Machine Gun Joe: (about Jensen) Who's the new fish?
Coach: Grease monkey.
Machine Gun Joe: (to Jensen) Well well. Monkey. I got a new name for you - Igor, because you about the ugliest mother****er out here in this prison yo!

View Quote [last line; says grace after getting the first bite] Father, we thank you for the gathering of friends. Father, we give thanks for all the choices we have made, because that's what makes us who we are. Let us forever cherish the loved ones we've lost along the way. Thank you for the little angel, the newest addition to our family. Thank you for bringin' Letty home. And most of all, thank you for fast cars.

View Quote [about the smashed windshield of his car]
Roman: That could have been my forehead, man!
Tej: Nah, that ain't as big as your forehead.
[When discovering about Braga's involvement with Shaw]
Brian: This is on me, I'm the one who set her up with Braga, I'm the one who gets to make it right. Let me make it right.
Dom: Be careful.
[After Shaw drives a tank through his trailer]
Tej: Uh, guys, we gotta come up with another plan. They got a tank.
Roman: I'm sorry. Did somebody just say a tank?!
[the tank chases the group down the highway]
Roman: Who's got a plan B?
Tej: Plan B? Plan B? We need plan C, D, E- We need more alphabets!
Brian: Hey! We do what we do best! We improvise! All right?!
[Hobbs arrives at Dom's barbecue]
Roman: Hey, Mia, you better hide your baby oil! I'm just playin'.
Hobbs: You better hide that big ass forehead.
[Tej spit-takes and laughs]
Roman: I was just joking, but... whatever Definitely not that funny.

View Quote [to Tej] I HATE YOU, TEJ!

View Quote [at Han's funeral]
Dom: They say that to live in the hearts of those we leave behind. is not to die. But he put you in this grave, so now I'll do the same to him.
Roman: I can't do no more funerals.
Tej: First Han, now Hobbs is laid up, of all people. We're being hunted. You know he's out there somewhere watching, right?
Brian: I hope so. That means he's close.
Roman: Just promise me, Brian. No more funerals.
Brian: [sees car in the distance] Just one more. His.

View Quote [Seeing the missile flying towards the plane he and the rest of the crew are inside] INCOMING!!!

View Quote [On coming out of retirement to fight the Decepticons again] Because that asshole killed my friends too.