Fast Five (2011) quotes

View Quote Monica Fuentes: You need to look at that. Berlin, 3AM this morning. A team of drivers hijacked a military convoy.
Hobbs: Toretto?
Fuentes: Nope.
Hobbs: Ain't interested.
Fuentes: Yes, you are. Keep looking. [Opens the file to see a picture of Letty Ortiz] Do you believe in ghosts?

View Quote Reyes: [Lying on the ground after crawling out of his wrecked car] Help me.
Hobbs: [Pulls out his gun and shoots Reyes in the face, without looking at him] That's for my team, you son of a bitch.

View Quote Roman Pearce: It's done. See I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.
Brian O'Conner: I guess that depends on how you define "special".

View Quote Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?
Roman Pearce: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

View Quote [Hobbs and his team have found Toretto and company at a street racers' gathering.]
Luke Hobbs: Hey Toretto, you're under arrest.
Dominic Toretto: I don't feel like I'm under arrest. [to Brian] How about you Brian?
Brian O'Conner: No, not a bit. Not even a little bit.
Hobbs: Oh just give it a minute, it will sink in.
O'Conner: We didn't kill those feds. That was Reyes.
Hobbs: I don't give a shit. I'm just here to bring two assholes whose names hit my desk.
O'Conner: Yeah, that sounds like a real hero.
Hobbs: That's funny. From a guy who took the oath of a cop, then went against everything it stood for, for some wannabe tough-guy prick who beat a man half to death with a socket wrench. Yeah, real tough. You turn around and put your hands behind your back.
Toretto: I don't think so.
Hobbs: Your mistake is thinking you got a goddamn choice, boy! [His men aim weapons]
Toretto: And your mistake? Thinking you're in America. You're a long way from home. This is Brazil! [Crowd wields guns]

View Quote [Rio police chief Almeida notices the equipment Hobbs' team brought along.]
Chief of Police Almeida: Is all this really necessary to apprehend two men?
Hobbs: Let me tell you a little something about these two men. One's a former federal officer, been in deep cover for five years, knows everywhere you're gonna come from. The other one's a professional criminal, escaped prison twice, spent half his life on the run avoiding folks like you.
Almeida: Well, if there's anything we can do to help–
Hobbs: Two things. One: I need a translator.
Almeida: We have plenty of people in the public relations department -
Hobbs: Elena Neves. [hands him a dossier]
Almeida: A patrol officer?
Hobbs: You heard me.
Almeida: But why? We have many more experienced people.
Hobbs: I like her smile.
Almeida: What's the second thing?
Hobbs: Stay the **** out of my way.

View Quote [Roman has seen Gisele pull up on a motorbike.]
Roman Pearce: Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?
Gisele: [Aims her gun at Roman] They open the same time as I pull this trigger. Want me to open them?

View Quote [The gang talks about a recon mission into the Rio police HQ to find Reyes' money. Roman is too talkative and notices everybody is looking at him]
Roman Pearce: What? Why me?
Brian O'Conner: Out of all of us, you got the biggest mouth.
Tej: That is for damn sure.

View Quote [Briefing his team] All right, listen up. The men we're after are professional runners. They like speed and are guaranteed to go down in the hardest possible way, so make sure you got your funderwear on. We find them; we take them as a team and we bring them back. And above all else, we don't ever– EVER– let them get into cars.

View Quote [Miffed at Brazilian street racer challenging him for pink slips] That little coupe may run the streets around here, but [Indicating his Charger] that monster has never seen a set of tail lights, ever.

View Quote [Sees DSS readouts of the entire team] We just went from the middle of the "most wanted" list to the very top.