Mako movie quotes

View Quote Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

View Quote All manner of pleasures and diversions were indulged. Wealth can be wonderful, but you know - success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary.

View Quote I'm a wizard, mind you. This place is kept by powerful gods and spirits of kings. Harm my flesh and you will have to deal with the dead!

View Quote And I am through taking your messages. My name is Kokijima. Not Sony, Sanyo, Toshiba.

View Quote Audience: [Annoyed at film reel giving out] Hey, shit! Come on! Let's go!
Kar: Relax, folks. Enjoy the intermission. We have warm soda, stale popcorn, and dried seaweed snacks at the concession.
Audience man: Hey, dickweed! Fix it!
Kar: I'm on it. I'm on it.
Mr. Kojima: You missed the reel change. Anybody asks for their money back, I'm adding it to your rent.
Kar: They already saw half of it.
Mr. Kojima: And I'm through taking your messages! My name is Kojima, not Sony, Sanyo, Toshiba.
Kar: Whoever heard of a Japanese guy owning a Chinese movie theater anyway?
Mr. Kojima: I heard that, you smart-ass! You have two choices, Kar. You can sit on your butt and do nothing or fly like a phoenix from the ashes of your pathetic life.
Kar: I'm flying! (x2) People, relax!
Audience man: Come on, projection boy! Hey, I'm tired of the white screen! Give me some color here! Hey!

View Quote Jade: Excuse me?
Mr. Kojima: Yes?
Jade: I'm looking for someone. His name is Kar. I asked around and I heard that he works here.
Mr. Kojima: What's a pretty girl like you want to see him for?
Jade: I think that he may be in trouble.
Mr. Kojima: Oh, damn right, he is in trouble. Half the day has gone by and he still hasn't got back with tonight's movie.
Jade: So you're saying that you haven't seen him all day?
Mr. Kojima: Don't worry. Kar can take care of himself. That's part of why I trust him to help me.
Jade: What's the other part?
Mr. Kojima: I just don't know why, but I keep thinking that kid's got potential. So they tell me.
Jade: [Writes out a note] Will you make sure that he gets this?
Mr. Kojima: What am I, a secretary?
Jade: Please.
Mr. Kojima: You're welcome. [Reads note, reciting] “Bad Girl”? [Casually shrugs and resumes task]

View Quote "Between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms laid spread across the world. Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, sword in hand. It is I, his chronicler, who knows well his saga. Now, let me tell you of the days of high adventure..."

View Quote Akiro: Death to the world.
Conan: Life for Valeria.

View Quote Conan: I need you.
Akiro: I'm yours!