Joseph Mazzello movie quotes

45 quotes from 4 movies

Jurassic Park (1993) as Tim Murphy

View Quote It's a velociraptor.

View Quote Okay, I'll count to three. 1... 2... [Gets electrocuted by an electric fence he was climbing in order to escape from the T. rex. He is revived minutes later by Dr. Grant] 3.

View Quote You're a nerd.

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Star Kid (1997) as Spencer Griffith

View Quote Check it out: I'm Shaquille O'Neal.

View Quote Hello, Crystal Bluff. There's a new kid in town.

View Quote It's head-crushing time.

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The Cure (1995) as Dexter

View Quote [Letter to mom] "Dear mom, I've gone with Erik, but I've brought along my medicine so there's no reason to worry. We plan to be careful and sensible. Whatever you do, make sure you remember to tape Star Wars, 8 PM, channel 5. I love you very much. Sincerely, Dexter."

View Quote [Looking surprised at Dexter.]
Erik: How old are you?
Dexter: 11.
Erik: Jesus, you're a midget.
Dexter: Well, if you look at the lower limit at what's considered normal for my age - I'm only 4 inches shorter.

View Quote [Erik has boiled tea from some flowers]
Erik: Go ahead.
Dexter: [Drinks and feeling disgusted] Hmm. Oh. Tastes like crap.
Erik: No shit. Don't you know where bugs go the bathroom? [Puts in several sugar cubes and gives back]
Dexter: Sweet and crap.

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Radio Flyer (1992) as Bobby

View Quote [about The King] Bobby: He's coming back, Mike. It's not mom's fault, but he's coming back.

View Quote [the King, completely drunk and furious, catches Mike and Bobby watching TV late at night]
The King: Hey! What are ya doin' up? Go to bed! Go to bed! [to Bobby] Not you!
Mike: Yeah, but...
The King: [cuts Mike off] Bobby, come here! Mikey, you go to bed. Bobby, you come here!
Mike: But I wanna stay...
The King: [cuts him off again] GO TO BED! Come here, Bobby. Come HERE! Come here.
[the King grabs and pulls Bobby towards him; Shane, the family dog, growls whilst Mikey cries]
The King: What did I tell ya? What did I tell ya? Why don't you listen to me? Why don't you ever listen to what I TELL YOU TO DO? GET TO BED, YOU LITTLE SON-OF-A-BITCH!
[a few minutes later, Bobby, in tears, walks into the room]
Bobby: [to Mike] We can't stay up so late anymore.