Star Kid 1997 quotes

23 quotes · 5 characters
Star Kid (1997) poster
Characters
Manfred "Turbo" Bruntley Joey Simmrin · 5 quotes
Stacey Griffith Ashlee Levitch · 2 quotes

Most scenes together: Spencer Griffith & Phase One Assault Cyborsuit (5)

Star Kid quotes

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Janet Holloway

  I used to be scared to death of spiders.  [places tarantula in Spencer's hands]  Hold still now.  Yeah, I almost fainted once when a little garden spider crawled into my bedroom.  Yeah, I told my dad about it; you know what he did?  He bought me a tarantula just like Leo G there.  He knew I'd have to change my tarantula's water, and that meant sticking my hand in the terrarium.  If I didn't give him water, the tarantula would die.  My dad figured I couldn't let that happen, even to a spider.  He was right: I stuck my hand in that terrarium—oh, that first time.  Oh, man, I was so scared.  But you know what?  It got easier.  Pretty soon, I wasn't even scared anymore.  In fact, I go so into spiders, I started studying them, and I found science, and I became the world's greatest science teacher.  …  Point is, if you run away from the things you're scared of, it doesn't get any better.  The fear doesn't go away; in fact, it just gets worse.  Trust me.

Nadia

  [selling Cyborsuit shirts to fellow kids]  Look, we gotta make a profit here.  You're just gonna have to tell your mom to increase your allowance.

Narrator

  [from the trailer]  …comes the story of two friends who must join forces to save two worlds…if they don't destroy this one first.

  Oahh!  What is this?

  One synthesised nebular burger.  All non-essential compounds have been filtered out.

  Oh.  I'm eating a Cyborsuit turd.