I used to be scared to death of spiders. [places tarantula in Spencer's hands] Hold still now. Yeah, I almost fainted once when a little garden spider crawled into my bedroom. Yeah, I told my dad about it; you know what he did? He bought me a tarantula just like Leo G there. He knew I'd have to change my tarantula's water, and that meant sticking my hand in the terrarium. If I didn't give him water, the tarantula would die. My dad figured I couldn't let that happen, even to a spider. He was right: I stuck my hand in that terrarium—oh, that first time. Oh, man, I was so scared. But you know what? It got easier. Pretty soon, I wasn't even scared anymore. In fact, I go so into spiders, I started studying them, and I found science, and I became the world's greatest science teacher. … Point is, if you run away from the things you're scared of, it doesn't get any better. The fear doesn't go away; in fact, it just gets worse. Trust me.
Most scenes together: Spencer Griffith & Phase One Assault Cyborsuit (5)
Star Kid quotes
Page 1 of 2[selling Cyborsuit shirts to fellow kids] Look, we gotta make a profit here. You're just gonna have to tell your mom to increase your allowance.
[from the trailer] …comes the story of two friends who must join forces to save two worlds…if they don't destroy this one first.
[to Turbo] You are USAD—
No, USDA.
—er, USDA choice dead meat.
Hello?
Hello?
You can talk?
You can talk?
Of course I can talk.
Of course I can talk.
Cut it out.
Cut it out. Language data reoriented to English.
Oahh! What is this?
One synthesised nebular burger. All non-essential compounds have been filtered out.
Oh. I'm eating a Cyborsuit turd.
We better hit the road.
We must strike asphalt.
What do you call a cow with no feet?
Insufficient data.
Err! Wrong! "Ground beef," get it?
[silence]
A little survival tip: stay out of my way!
Check it out: I'm Shaquille O'Neal.
Don't take my brain! I can get you lots of brains!
Hello, Crystal Bluff. There's a new kid in town.
I am a prototype.
I am sorry, Earth biotic Spencer.
I can't babysit the little scab juice tonight!