Spencer Griffith Hello, Crystal Bluff. There's a new kid in town.
Played by Joseph Mazzello 
Star Kid (1997) · 23 quotes
Star Kid (1997) · 23 quotes
Most-quoted character in Star Kid (1997): in 9 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Phase One Assault Cyborsuit (5)
Check it out: I'm Shaquille O'Neal.
More lines from Spencer Griffith
3 quotes Spencer Griffith Spencer Griffith [after being attacked by a broodwarrior]
Why does everyone want to beat me up‽
Spencer Griffith It's head-crushing time.
Scenes with Spencer Griffith
5 scenes Spencer Griffith Hello?
Hello?
Spencer You can talk?
You can talk?
Spencer Of course I can talk.
Of course I can talk.
Spencer Cut it out.
Cut it out. Language data reoriented to English.
[to Turbo] You are USAD—
Spencer No, USDA.
—er, USDA choice dead meat.
Spencer What do you call a cow with no feet?
Insufficient data.
Spencer Err! Wrong! "Ground beef," get it?
[silence]
Spencer We better hit the road.
We must strike asphalt.
Spencer Oahh! What is this?
One synthesised nebular burger. All non-essential compounds have been filtered out.
Spencer Oh. I'm eating a Cyborsuit turd.
