Chris Eigeman movie quotes
70 quotes from 4 movies
Metropolitan (1990) as Nick Smith
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Dawn in the big city. There are eight million stories out there.
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Driver! Follow that pedestrian!
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The cha cha is no more ridiculous than life itself.
Barcelona (1994) as Fred Boynton
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"Yankee" and "gringo" are obviously pejorative, but it's the standard dictionary term that's the most insulting of all. "Estadunidense." Dense. D-E-N-S-E. It's the same spelling. Dense: thick, stupid. Every time you hear it. Estadunidense-dense-dense. It's like a direct slap in the face. It's incredible.
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My jazz rule is: If you can't dance to it, you don't want to know about it.
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You are far weirder than someone merely into S&M. At least they have a tradition. We have some idea what S&M is about. There's movies and books about it. But so far as I know, there is nothing to explain the way you are.
Kicking and Screaming (1995) as Max
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I found myself writing 'wake up' and 'go to bed' in my day planner as if they are two different events.
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[To Grover, saying goodbye to Otis at the airport] This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
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[Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper] That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.
The Last Days of Disco (1998) as Des McGrath
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I don't *want* to lick the boots of your real gay friends.
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Do you know that Shakespearean admonition 'To thine own self be true'? It's premised on the idea that 'thine own self' is pretty good, being true to which is commendable. What if 'thine own self' is not so good? What if it's pretty bad? Would it better, in that case. not to be true to 'thine own self'? See? That's my situation.
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I could be gay.
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