Nick Smith quotes

View Quote I've always planned to be a failure anyway. That's why I plan to marry an extremely wealthy woman.

View Quote Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good-looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.

View Quote It’s a tiny bit arrogant of people to go around worrying about those less fortunate.