Adam Scott movie quotes

8 quotes from 3 movies

Piranha 3D (2010) as Novak Radzinsky

View Quote [to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a **** piranha?

View Quote There are thousands of them and they are pissed!

View Quote Mr. Goodman: [to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.
Novak: The babies? Huh. So where are the parents? [an adult piranha jumps out of the water and kills Novak]

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Bachelorette (2012) as Clyde

View Quote Dale: You know how there are, like, serial killers, and then there's Hannibal Lecter?
Trevor: Yeah?
Clyde: There are girls, and then there's Regan.

View Quote Gena: Hi, get in the cab!
Clyde: Isn't that dress supposed to be on the bride?
Gena: Just get in the cab! [To the cabbie] Sir! Sir, I will suck your dick if you get us there in two minutes.
Clyde: Look, look I think we might be meant for each other. And I am not kidding-
Gena: Scratch that, this guy will suck your dick.
Clyde: Look and it's not just because we like the greatest sex- [Gena starts changing her clothes in the cab] Woah! See, your body looks so great.
Gena: Shut up!
Clyde: I love your body.

View Quote Clyde: [Gena gives him a look after a young girl flirts with him] What?
Gena: I didn't say anything.
Clyde: That is a... dress?
Gena: No, this is a T-shirt.
Clyde: I'm glad to see you're still fighting the good fight against the tyranny of pants.
Gena: I also thought maybe this would help you get a head-start.
Clyde: Maybe I'm looking for a challenge.
Gena: Oh... is that why... you're trying to **** a small child?

The Monkey (2025) as Captain Petey Shelborn

View Quote [Torching the monkey with a flamethrower] Who's smiling now, you infernal son of a whore?