The Monkey (2025) quotes

13 total quotes

Bill Shelburn
Captain Petey Shelborn – Adam Scott
Hal Shelburn

Lois – Tatiana Maslany
Petey – Colin O'Brien
Thrasher – Rohan Campbell

View Quote Bill Shelburn: Does it hurt very much when you think, Ricky?
Thrasher: Well um...
Bill Shelburn: [Mockingly] -Uh, -uh, -uh, -well, -well... Did you know that, uh, twenty-seven percent of all English-speaking people will either say 'horseshit' or 'holy shit' before they die? Now, it's funny, because death is the one big thing that'll happen to all of us, and yet we still can't help but be somehow surprised by it.
Thrasher: Right on, man.

View Quote Bill Shelburn: The monkey must be vanquished.
Hal Shelburn: Why won't you vanquish it, huh, Bill?
[Beat]
Bill Shelburn: You're smaller. You go.

View Quote Bill Shelburn: You wouldn't happen to remember if, uh, my aunt had a wind-up toy monkey at the yard sale?
Barbara: Oh, not a cherished childhood memory now, was it?

View Quote Petey Shelburn: Are you high?
Hal Shelburn: No, I wish. Jesus Christ. No. Don't do drugs. I mean it.

View Quote And what if I find it, huh? What am I supposed to do, drop it from a **** plane? It'd probably bounce!

View Quote Everybody dies. Some of us peacefully and in our sleep, and some of us... horribly. And that's life.

View Quote I'm one of those kids that can only go poo in a house.

View Quote Open up, it's the mother****in' police!

View Quote WE GOTTA MAKE! LIKE! EGGS! AND SCRAMBLE!

View Quote What do, uh, fathers and their estranged sons say to each other? "Road trip"?

View Quote [Repeated line] Shit, man, that sucks.

View Quote [Seeing his father and uncle as kids] You're **** twins?

View Quote [Torching the monkey with a flamethrower] Who's smiling now, you infernal son of a whore?