Bill Shelburn
You wouldn't happen to remember if, uh, my aunt had a wind-up toy monkey at the yard sale?
Barbara
Oh, not a cherished childhood memory now, was it?
What do, uh, fathers and their estranged sons say to each other? "Road trip"?
You wouldn't happen to remember if, uh, my aunt had a wind-up toy monkey at the yard sale?
Oh, not a cherished childhood memory now, was it?
The monkey must be vanquished.
Why won't you vanquish it, huh, Bill?
You're smaller. You go.
Does it hurt very much when you think, Ricky?
Well um...
-Uh, -uh, -uh, -well, -well... Did you know that, uh, twenty-seven percent of all English-speaking people will either say 'horseshit' or 'holy shit' before they die? Now, it's funny, because death is the one big thing that'll happen to all of us, and yet we still can't help but be somehow surprised by it.
Right on, man.